MichaelMeier If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If the grass is greener on the other side, you don't water enough....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Never too late to be what you want to be; unless you want to be younger, then you are screwed....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
meatmallet If you have altzimers disease and you forget you have it dose that mean you have recovered...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier My drug test came back negative, my dealer sure has some explaining to do....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I always take life with a grain of salt, - plus a slice of lemon, - and a shot of tequila....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Do I lose when the police officer says papers and I say scissors?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post