MichaelMeier Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier underneath all that polite bullshit we're all running on caveman software...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Mountains are not only funny, they are hill-areas!...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If the grass is greener on the other side, you don't water enough....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Never too late to be what you want to be; unless you want to be younger, then you are screwed....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
meatmallet If you have altzimers disease and you forget you have it dose that mean you have recovered...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier My drug test came back negative, my dealer sure has some explaining to do....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post