MichaelMeier Someone please suggest new conspiracy theories, my old ones all came true....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
dawger007 MichaelMeier I'm still looking for the "any " key [as you have to press to continue]You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier My knight in shining armor turned out to be an asshole in aluminum foil....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
uncledude "If you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at other people"... [Login to see the link]You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I have clean conscience. I haven't used it once until now....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
Dreamsailor MichaelMeier LOL..."If a man standing in the middle of the forest is speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrYou have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
uncledude NEVER DO SOMETHING ONCE FOR A WOMAN THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
jcdenton before I speak, I have something important to sayYou have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
snax555 MichaelMeier Yes, and they don't eat divorced women either, because they're bitter lolYou have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
snax555 Bought a new pair of sneakers off my drug dealer this morning, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post