MichaelMeier Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
HD3D MichaelMeier I haven't slept for three constant days because that would be too long... 😴🤔You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier 2 more: Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If a man standing in the middle of the forest is speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If someone wit...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
Straylight315 MichaelMeier "If a man standing in the middle of the forest is speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
Dreamsailor MichaelMeier LOL..."If a man standing in the middle of the forest is speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" is older than I am, yet still I giggledðŸ¤
MichaelMeier Would a fly without wings be called a walk?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier underneath all that polite bullshit we're all running on caveman software...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Mountains are not only funny, they are hill-areas!...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post