The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
MichaelMeier I haven't slept for three constant days because that would be too long... 😴🤔
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
MichaelMeier Simply priceless mate.😀
If a man standing in the middle of the forest is speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
love them lines MichaelMeier
MichaelMeier "If a man standing in the middle of the forest is speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" That one cracked me up.....and YES he is! 🤣
MichaelMeier LOL..."If a man standing in the middle of the forest is speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" is older than I am, yet still I giggled🤭
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
MichaelMeier or a stagger 🤣
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
underneath all that polite bullshit we're all running on caveman software
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Mountains are not only funny, they are hill-areas!
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.