MichaelMeier What do they mean when people say, 'life is short'? What can you do that's longer?You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier The best way to teach kids about taxes: eat 30% of their ice cream.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither of them works.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you grow older. It is nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past a mirror.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
meatmallet never treat people like arseoles on the way up the ladder of life because they will kick yours on the way down...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
10fulf01 Laughed reading your funny wisdom 🤣🤣🤣...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
K3R4BZ4 [Login to see the link] you have got the best sense of humorYou have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the grouYou have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
Uploader Great stuff [Login to see the link] keep them coming 😄You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post