MichaelMeier Age doesn't make you forgetful. Having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier diet tip: If you think you are hungry, you might just be thirsty. Drink a pitcher of margaritas and see how you feel.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown and soggy? Cookies don't do that.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Want to get rid of old junk? Put it in an Amazon box and leave it on the porch.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
bad3555 MichaelMeier Want to get rid of old junk? Put it in an Amazon box and leave it on the porch. MichaelMeier This is the best idea I'veYou have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Forget it enough to get over it. Remember it enough to not repeat it.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Be carefull when following the masses! Sometimes the "m" is silent.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
dawger007 MichaelMeier [Login to see the link] keep up the great 1 liners!!You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier dawger007 keep up the great 1 liners!! One-Liners are over there: [Login to see the link] Here is another funny wisdom: Experience ...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it still fits! It was a scarf, but lets stay positive here.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
uncledude YOU CAN BE HAPPY, OR YOU CAN BE MARRIED..... BUT YOU CAN'T BE BOTH...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
snax555 At least I know enough to know that I don't know enough to know...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post