MichaelMeier Be carefull when following the masses! Sometimes the "m" is silent.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
dawger007 MichaelMeier [Login to see the link] keep up the great 1 liners!!You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier dawger007 keep up the great 1 liners!! One-Liners are over there: [Login to see the link] Here is another funny wisdom: Experience ...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it still fits! It was a scarf, but lets stay positive here.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
uncledude YOU CAN BE HAPPY, OR YOU CAN BE MARRIED..... BUT YOU CAN'T BE BOTH...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
snax555 At least I know enough to know that I don't know enough to know...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
snax555 If it's got tits or wheels it will give you grief....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
snax555 We offer three kinds of service: GOOD - CHEAP - FAST you can pick any two. GOOD service CHEAP won't be FAST GOOD service FAST won't beYou have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling five balls in the air. You name them Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and youYou have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post