HD3D MichaelMeier Haha, that's exactly what I do with warezbook 😅You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Money can't buy happiness. But somehow it is much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
hemi426 MichaelMeier your killing me softly Michael. Thanks for a good laugh mate. 🤣You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier What do they mean when people say, 'life is short'? What can you do that's longer?You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier The best way to teach kids about taxes: eat 30% of their ice cream.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither of them works.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you grow older. It is nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past a mirror.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
meatmallet never treat people like arseoles on the way up the ladder of life because they will kick yours on the way down...You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post