You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once!
MichaelMeier Damn true 😅
Hahahaha
What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit, no use being a fool about it.
Your crazy but I love it. MichaelMeier 🤣
MichaelMeier Haha extra motivational 😅
Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.
MichaelMeier your quaking me up mate😂
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Help a man when he is in trouble. He will remember you when he is in trouble again.
So true MichaelMeier
Good lines MichaelMeier
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
MichaelMeier Haha, that's exactly what I do with warezbook 😅
MichaelMeier [Login to see the link] keep up the great 1 liners!!
Money can't buy happiness. But somehow it is much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
MichaelMeier your killing me softly Michael. Thanks for a good laugh mate. 🤣
Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!
MichaelMeier 😂
