MichaelMeier What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table....You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit, no use being a fool about it.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
hemi426 Your crazy but I love it. MichaelMeier π€£You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Help a man when he is in trouble. He will remember you when he is in trouble again.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
HD3D MichaelMeier Haha, that's exactly what I do with warezbook π You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Money can't buy happiness. But somehow it is much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
hemi426 MichaelMeier your killing me softly Michael. Thanks for a good laugh mate. π€£You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier What do they mean when people say, 'life is short'? What can you do that's longer?You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post
MichaelMeier The best way to teach kids about taxes: eat 30% of their ice cream.You have to Log In or Sign Up to see the full post